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There are three movies opening this weekend that are more likely than not going to get my hard earned dollars. Casino Royale, Fast Food Nation, and Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny.
Here are some movie trailers to help you kill time at work.
There are two things that make this Bond movie interesting to me. Eva Green and the fact that the producers are going back to the Ian Flemming books. Also, many sites that have had the chance to preview this movie say it is a departure from the Pierce Brosnan era James Bond movies which can only mean that these are good. Reviews are also saying that it is bloody and action packed and that Eva Green is a perfect Bond Girl.
For a list of the worst Bond girls according to Entertainment Weekly click HERE
Here are some pictures of Eva Green just because.
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She really is the only reason why anyone saw the Dreamers. That movie just sucked but she was naked throughout most of the movie.
My question is when did everyone become obsessed with penguins?
Last year everyone was talking about March of the Penguins which I avoided and will continue to avoid no matter how many people tell me that it is good. Penguins do not fascinate me and I know that they won't entertain me. What is so exciting about penguins? They swim, they waddle and they don't fly. Their story doesn't entice me and I just don't get the fascination.
Happy Feet stars a bunch of A-list celebrities who got paid an extraordinary amount of money to talk into a microphone for 2 days.
Watch this only if you have kids if you don't you have no reason to be anywhere near this movie. If your excuse is " but my girlfriend wants to watch this movie" I think it is time you look for someone new.
Let's go to Prison stars Will Arnett who was one of the breakout stars from the short lived and unreasonably cancelled Arrested Development. It is directed by a man I hold personally responsible for making the Simpsons funny again and is most known for his work on Mr. Show Bob Odenkirk.
This movie could be about cats fighting over a piece of yarn and I would still watch this. Odenkirk is not so much a comedian as he is a humorist. He brings wit and style to any project that he associates himself with. However, the last movie Odenkirk was associated with sucked really bad. If you had the chance to see Run Ronnie Run I would like to apologize on behalf of Mr. Odenkirk.
If you aren't aware of Tenacious D here is an example of their music and lyrics.
"Fuck Her Gently"
This is a song for the ladies But fellas listen closely You don't always have to fuck her hard In fact sometimes that's not right to do Sometimes you've got to make some love And fuckin give her some smoochies too Sometimes ya got to squeeze Sometimes you've got to say please Sometime you've got to say hey I'm gonna Fuck you softly I'm gonna screw you gently I'm gonna hump you sweetly I'm gonna ball you discreetly And then you say hey I bought you flowers And then you say wait a minute sally I think I got somethin in my teeth Could you get it out for me That's fuckin teamwork Whats your favorite posish? That's cool with me Its not my favorite But I'll do it for you Whats your favorite dish? Im not gonna cook it But ill order it from Zanzibar And then I'm gonna love you completely And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly And then I'll fucking bone you completely But then I'm gonna fuck you hard Hard
This movie has been 6 years in the making and is sure to kick so much ass.
I heard Jack Black and Kyle Glass on the Howard Stern show yesterday and they both said they took a huge pay cut just to make this movie. They only took a pay cut because they wanted complete creative control over their movie. If this movie sucks they have no one to blame but themselves.
Yeah, this movie just can't suck.
More Trailers tomorrow....
To be Continued.
Oh yea, as always click on the movie titles to watch the trailers.
