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Thursday, December 07, 2006
The Screech Sex Tape.






Click on the picture of Tiffany Thiessen to watch the Screech sex tape.

The story according to "The D", as Dustin Diamond likes to call himself goes as follows. After a stand up show he walks into his hotel where he finds a bachelorette party in full effect. The bride to be and her maid of honor recognize The D and decide to cap their night with a full on threesome with Screech from Saved by the Bell.


The story reads like a rejected screenplay to a porno movie from the 80's.

EXTREMELY NOT SAFE FOR WORK.

I can't wait until the Kelly sex tape come out.
Now THAT's a sex tape I would watch.
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The Impossible Kid


Little guy walks into a crowded room and beats the crap out of normal sized karate fighters.

He dodges bullets, takes on two guys at onces and even beats up a girl.

Good stuff.
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Wednesday, December 06, 2006
Holiday Cheer.


This thing has not gotten old.

He's and Elf.
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Tuesday, December 05, 2006
Bible Brew from WonderShowzen



I am truly offended by this clip
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Netflix Tuesday

New DVD releases.

I know I haven’t update in awhile and I apologize. I have been busy.

Actually looking back there really haven’t been that many interesting DVD releases lately. Well except for Superman.

Now onto the releases.

As always check out Netflix to rent any of these movies.


Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Mans Chest.

When I first heard there was going to be a movie based on a theme park ride I was little more than skeptical about the quality of said movie. Then I heard Gore Verbinkski was going to direct and then I KNEW it was going to suck. Boy was I wrong. I really enjoy the Pirates franchise and I can’t wait until the third one is released next year. Dead Mans Chest was a little bit weaker than the first but it was still a very good movie. Check it out.


Miami Vice: The movie

I avoided this at all cost. Anything Miami Vice related should only be watched at 2 a.m while suffering from insomnia. Or if you are trying to be ironic.. Too bad irony is dead.

Skip this movie. I did.

I am glad this movie tanked. I hope the DVD tanks too.


Rocky Anthology 5 Disc Box Set

Forget about renting this box set. I am actually considering buying this. All the Rocky Movies rule. Yes, even the one staring Dolph Lundgren as DRAGO. I am even stoked about the new movie that is being released this Christmas.

Rocky is just a great character and what makes him so fascinating is that he is very real. He doesn’t always win, after touching fame and fortune he looses it all and goes back to being dirt poor. One thing does stay constant throughout the series. He has the heart of a lion and fists of fury. Sorry, I just really geek out on these Rocky movies.

Check this one out.


Animaniacs: The First Season

Cartoons nowadays just SUCK. This isn’t me ranting about how in my day everything was superior I am not that old. It is just a simple fact that cartoons nowadays are lame. They don’t challenge kids to think. They just use cheap humor have become nothing more than a tool to sell toys.

The Animaniacs taught me all the countries in the world and the state capitols through their songs.

This is why the Animaniacs were so awesome.

Sing Along.

United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama
Haiti, Jamaica, Peru,
Republic Dominican, Cuba, Carribean
Greenland, El Salvador too.
Puerto Rico, Columbia, Venezuela
Honduras, Guyana, and still,
Guatemala, Bolivia, then Argentina
And Ecuador, Chile, Brazil.
Costa Rica, Belize, Nicaragua, Bermuda
Bahamas, Tobago, San Juan,
Paraguay, Uruguay, Surinam
And French Guiana, Barbados, and Guam.

Norway, and Sweden, and Iceland, and Finland
And Germany now one piece,
Switzerland, Austria, Czechoslovakia
Italy, Turkey, and Greece.
Poland, Romania, Scotland, Albania
Ireland, Russia, Oman,
Bulgaria, Saudi Arabia
Hungary, Cyprus, Iraq, and Iran.
There's Syria, Lebanon, Israel, Jordan
Both Yemens, Kuwait, and Bahrain,
The Netherlands, Luxembourg, Belgium, and Portugal
France, England, Denmark, and Spain.

India, Pakistan, Burma, Afghanistan
Thailand, Nepal, and Bhutan,
Kampuchea, Malaysia, then Bangladesh (Asia)
And China, Korea, Japan.
Mongolia, Laos, and Tibet, Indonesia
The Philippine Islands, Taiwan,
Sri Lanka, New Guinea, Sumatra, New Zealand
Then Borneo, and Vietnam.
Tunisia, Morocco, Uganda, Angola
Zimbabwe, Djibouti, Botswana,
Mozambique, Zambia, Swaziland, Gambia
Guinea, Algeria, Ghana.

Burundi, Lesotho, and Malawi, Togo
The Spanish Sahara is gone,
Niger, Nigeria, Chad, and Liberia
Egypt, Benin, and Gabon.
Tanzania, Somalia, Kenya, and Mali
Sierra Leone, and Algiers,
Dahomey, Namibia, Senegal, Libya
Cameroon, Congo, Zaire.
Ethiopia, Guinea-Bissau, Madagascar
Rwanda, Mahore, and Cayman,
Hong Kong, Abu Dhabi, Qatar, Yugoslavia...
Crete, Mauritania
Then Transylviania,
Monaco, Liechtenstein
Malta, and Palestine,
Fiji, Australia, Sudan.

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Monday, December 04, 2006
Weekend Box Office Report

Title

Weekend Gross

Total Gross

Happy Feet

$17,045,000

$121,000,000

Casino Royale

$15,100,000

$115,863,000

Deja Vu

$11,032,000

$44,091,000

The Nativity Story

$8,025,000

$8,025,000

Deck the Halls

$6,650,000

$24,991,000

The Santa Clause 3:The Escape Clause

$5,006,000

$73,152,000

Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

$4,825,000

$116,320,000

Turistas

$3,540,000

$3,540,000

Stranger than Fiction

$3,400,000

$36,955,000

Van Wilder: The

$2,295,000

$2,295,000


Happy Feet?

Happy Feet took the number one spot once again bringing in more than $17 million in receipts this past weekend. The animated feature film has been on the top since it opened last week with an impressive debut. The film will make a boat load of cash for Warner Brothers. Word on the street is this movie is preachy and bad, I won't be seeing it.

Casino Royale took the second spot with $15 mil. I really want to see this but I can't find the time. Deja Vu managed to scrape up $11 million for a total gross of $44 million that movie lost a ton of money. Good, it looked really bad and bad movies should not make money. Well unless they are animated.

Van Wilder the Rise of Taj rounds out the top 10 with a little under $3million. This movie should have been a straight to DVD release. Poor Taj, his movie bombed. I am sure the producers will make most of their money back through DVD sales but it unfortunately still hurts Kal Penn's career. In case you didn't know Kal is the guy who plays Taj and is entertaining to watch.



That's it.

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Transformers Pictures.


These Transformer pictures look really good.

July 4th seems so far away now.

God, I hope Micheal Bay does not screw this up.

Click on the picture to see more pictures of the Transformers.
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