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Nike in an effort to target the pedophile market has just announced that it will begin manufacturing a sneaker paying homage to the great Pee-Wee Herman. The sneaker resembles Pee-Wee’s trademark grey suit and red bow tie. The insoles depict the famous movie theater incident in where Paul Reubens, the man who played Pee-Wee, was caught masturbating in an adult movie theater.
For some reason I think this sneaker will make walking through sticky movie theaters floors a little more interesting and is sure to guarantee a background check when applying for any job involving children.
What is Nike thinking? I really would like to know. Pee-Wee Herman is now synonymous with child pornography and creepy old pedophiles in bad suits.
