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Thursday, October 26, 2006
NetFlix Tuesday (Thursday)

New releases this week.

I know it's late.
Sorry.

Click on any of the titles to rent the movies from Netflix.


Slither


I really want to see this movie. From What I have heard this movie is reminiscent of the Toxic Avenger movies from the 80's.

Over blown horror with a mix of comedy and gratuities gore.

That is something I could see myself watching...and enjoying.

From the screen writer of 2004's Dawn of the Dead (Which I really enjoyed) comes Slither.
Check it out.

A 6 pack and a room full of people will probably make this movie more enjoyable.

Make it a communal experience.

Nacho Libre

To start off let me just say that I hated Napoleon Dynamite.
I felt alone in the movie theater while watching this movie.
I thought to myself..am I getting older, is my taste in movies improving, what is going on here?

The entire theater was laughing and screaming throughout Napoleon and I couldn't wait for this movie to end.

What was worse where the months that followed.
People would open a drink and automatically quote this movie.
I just did not get it.

A couple of friends invited me out to watch Nacho Libre and I decided why not.

Some kids grew up on WWF.
I grew up on a mixture of masked Mexican wrestlers and the Ultimate warrior.

I decided that watching Nacho couldn't hurt.
God it did.

10 minutes into the movie the fake Mexican accent Jack Black used was killing me.


I guess I don't share the same sense of humor as writer/director Jared Hess, who wrote both Nacho and Napoleon.

Bad.Just plain bad.

Watch it anyways.
Or else you are going to feel left out when people start quoting this movie over and over at parties.

I will admit the movie poster is funny.


Porky's



This is comedy.

Teenage comedy like this one could not be made today.
Societal values and political correctness will kill this movie before a single frame could ever be shot.

This movie had it all.

Sex, drugs, and nudity for the sake of nudity...oh and racial slurs.

If you haven't seen Porky's rent this tonight.

Avoid the sequels.

SNL: The best of Tv Funhouse

Three words.

Ambiguously Gay Duo.

SNL sucks now.
If you do happen to find yourself at home on a Saturday night.
Just log on to Youtube.
Or stick in this Dvd.


MacGyver: The Final Season



I could make a lame reference here about how you could only watch this dvd on a dvd player that you build yourself out of tooth paste and rubber bands..

But I am above that.

MacGyver was a combination of Bill Nye the Science Guy and Indiana Jones.

With a Mullet.


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